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Heart to Heart For Oprah’s Next Chapter, Rihanna opened up to The Big O about her tumultuous relationship with Chris Brown. “It was embarrassing, it was humiliating,” Rihanna says through tears on the topic of her Grammy-night assault. “I lost my best friend, everything I knew switched, switched in a night, and I couldn’t control that.” So sad!!!! “It became a circus,” she continues. “And I felt protective…As angry as I was, as angry and hurt and betrayed, I just felt like he made that mistake because he needed help, and who’s going to help him?” [Us magazine] Verdict: Single tear.

More from our favourite May-December romance Mary Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy are shacking up y’all! Sarkozy reportedly dropped a staggering $6.25 million dollars on a 146-year old East Village townhouse with a Juliet balcony. Sources told the 
New York Post that MK likes it “because it’s old.” [
Page Six]
Verdict: Insert your own joke here.
Bookicide Former 
The Hills star Lauren Conrad released a web video tutorial about how to cut the spines off books and glue them to a box to create a storage item. Then all these book fans freaked out and the clip went viral, and Conrad took the video down. But I don’t feel bad for her at all, you know why? I interviewed her a couple years ago and she was not a very nice girl. [
Hollywood Reporter]
Verdict: Karma!
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