It’s supposed to be approximately 100 billion degrees outside tomorrow so I want three things: a patio on which it’s possible to actually catch the waitress’s attention, a frosty pitcher of white sangria, and these covetable sunnies.

A perfect mix of unexpected textures (exotic skins on sunglasses?) and vintage-inspired glam, they’re just big enough to keep you looking fab when your makeup starts melting off. Let that mercury rise.

Linda Farrow sunglasses retail for $768 at Karir Eyewear.