The Royal Family Attend Church On Christmas DayNext, Wills tries to sell Kate on a selfie stick. (Getty)

Who’s ready to hear
Kate Middleton’s daily musings on life, lunch, and that totally tweetable thing George just said?! No, you’re not ready, which is why Kate Middleton’s brand new official Twitter isn’t quite going to be the dishy or pithy social media beast we all secretly dream of. But it’s totally verified, so…that’s something.