Premiere Of Lionsgate's "Mortdecai" - Red Carpet

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Goop-ians, do not let the $10,000 dining room chairs and $500 children’s rain coats deceive you: Although you may be reading this on a Ikea chair with a broken leg and wearing a free plastic poncho in the spring rains yourself, the curator / mother / actress / guru of the beloved lifestyle website wants you to know that she,
Gwyneth Paltrow, is just like YOU. Also, it makes her sad when you call her a guru.