71st Annual Golden Globe Awards - ArrivalsMichelle Dockery / Lady Mary reppin’ DA at the Golden Globes last night. Image courtesy of Getty.

Well, that was a rough one. Between the opera-singing, the card-sharping and the utterly horrific thing that happens to Anna, Downton Abbey managed to host the world’s least-successful house party this week. For all of y’all complaining about the zombie-land season premiere – well, Julian Fellowes heard, and has tightened the screws accordingly.