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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Split
Hold onto your green juice, friends:
Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Chris Martin are ‘consciously uncoupling’, which is Goop-speak for separating with the intent to never, ever get back together (sometimes known as ‘divorce’).
The couple, who have been married for 10 years, and have two kids together, made the announcement via Gwyn’s (in)famous lifestyle website, Goop (which promptly crashed, so intense was the interest in the announcement, and is still down as of this morning). For those unfamiliar with the practice of ‘conscious uncoupling’ (yes, it’s an actual thing), Gywn also included a helpful explanation from her guru, Dr. Sadeghi. Meditate on this: apparently this ‘spiritual divorce’ involves ‘looking inward’ while ‘coming together’ by ‘separating in wholeness’. This is a sad day for anyone who’s ever had a soft spot for this unlikeliest of couples – although it looks like they’ll sail through this split with a real ‘It’s All Good’ attitude: at the time of the announcement, the pair are in the Bahamas, on family vacation…together.
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