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It’s impossible to watch Blue Ivy during
Beyonce’s epic VMA performance without melting like a soft serve cone in Vegas: for a split second, she jazz-hands along to Flawless. Like, come on. Even Jay-Z was seemingly delighted and he is privy to her awesome baby dance moves on the regular. But here’s the question… What about Blue Ivy’s delicate toddler ears? Maybe Hova and Bey should have borrowed a pair of noise-cancelling headphones from their bestie
Gwyneth Paltrow, who is notorious for suiting her little ones up before big shows. Although realistically, Blue Ivy is further ahead in life than most of us—with or without possibly compromised ear drums. Also, if she’d been wearing teeny tiny headphones, it would have made her baby hand dancing exponentially cuter and would likely have risked killing me. So on second thought, Jay, thanks for letting her watch the show
au naturale. What was your fave moment during last night’s MTV Video Music Awards?