ALERT! Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes split!

Feb 05 2014 by
Categories : Culture

"The Place Beyond The Pines" Premiere - 2012 Toronto International Film FestivalImage courtesy of Getty.

Hey Girl. Just wanted to let you know that several moderately reputable news sources are reporting that I’ve split with my girlfriend,
Eva Mendes.
Since I realise you’ve spent the last two years in denial about me being in a relationship with anyone other than you, I’m probably never going to make a public statement about this – but if my eyes are a little red under my Ray-bans, or
my super-hero reflexes are a little slow for a while, you know why. They’re also saying that she broke up with me – not because of our 6 year age difference, but because she’s into the Hollywood scene, and I’m Mr. Homebody. Again, I’m not commenting, but I will say there’s nothing I want to do more right now than to cook you a big bowl of vegan chili, pop in that movie you love so much, and whisper ‘you’re so beautiful’ into your ear at regular five minute intervals.
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