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The reviews are in, and it looks like E.L. James and her seemingly controversial 50 Shades of Grey film (based on her bestselling novel) is as boring and tedious as we all thought it would be. So much so, that it prompted The New Yorker to write, “You get dirtier talk in most action movies, and more genitalia in a TED talk on Renaissance sculpture,” while one of our very own noted that she was a having a more compelling text conversation while having to endure scene after unsexy scene. Did we mention there are two more being released in this trilogy…who knows, maybe they’ll get sexier over time? Nah, we’re not holding our breath. Instead, we decided to round up some of the sexiest films of all time—just in time for Valentine’s Day. Read our list of the sexiest movies of all time after the jump… (more…)