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Looks like everyone’s favourite pirate of the Caribbean is set to become a groom of the Caribbean instead this weekend: Johnny Depp is getting hitched in the Bahamas on Sunday! Depp and his fiance Amber Heard are making their 12 month engagement official this weekend somewhere on the golden sands / among the swaying palms of paradise. Rumours are swirling that the guest list will be limited to 50 of the couple’s nearest and dearest, including le Depp’s children, and that transport will be via his private yacht…to his own private Bahamian island. Amber will apparently be wearing Stella McCartney. No word on Depp’s wedding day ensemble, but we frankly wouldn’t be surprised at an eyepatch. (Definitely dio some Jack Sparrow-esque eyeliner, J.).
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