Alleged "close to the common woman" person. (Getty)
Goop-ians, do not let the $10,000 dining room chairs and $500 children’s rain coats deceive you: Although you may be reading this on a Ikea chair with a broken leg and wearing a free plastic poncho in the spring rains yourself, the curator / mother / actress / guru of the beloved lifestyle website wants you to know that she,
Gwyneth Paltrow, is just like YOU. Also, it makes her sad when you call her a guru.