Dear First Class Air Travel, I’m sure you’re busy ferrying VIPs from Dubai to Paris, but I’d just like to thank you for being the one place in this hectic world where it’s socially acceptable to publicly consume alcohol while not wearing shoes. Socks and champagne are a decadent combo—especially when they are both provided to you by a smiling attendant wearing her hair in a neatly pinned French twist. Keep up the hard work, Kat P.S Keep the hot towels coming too, please.