Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Presented By The Entertainment Industry Foundation And Event Chairs Jim Toth And Reese Witherspoon Benefiting Stand Up To Cancer - InsideThe pair, while still consciously coupled in January. (Image courtesy of Getty)

Hold onto your green juice, friends:
Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Chris Martin are ‘consciously uncoupling’, which is Goop-speak for separating with the intent to never, ever get back together (sometimes known as ‘divorce’).