Shia LeBeouf is engaged!
Marriage as performance art.
Everyone’s favourite Disney-star-turned-performance-artist is apparently doing something decidedly mainstream: He’s engaged to his Nymphomaniac Vol II co-star, Mia Goth!
Shia, and the adorably rhyming named Mia, were reportedly seen out grocery shopping when an eagle-eyed cashier spotted Mia wearing a ring on a particular finger. When asked, the couple apparently confirmed that yes, they did intend to enter into a marriage covenant…or at least that’s the story US Weekly is reporting.
That said: There’s a 67% chance that this is another of Shia’s ‘performance art pieces’, possibly titled ‘Wearing of diamond ring as critique of Western gender binaried mating rituals’.