First, let’s not bury the lede here: Prince Harry has confirmed he and Meghan Markle are a thing. 

In a statement released via his communications secretary, the Prince casually drops the ‘girlfriend’ word in an unprecedented attack on the way the whole relationship has been covered by the media.

Here’s the juicy bit:


Congrats, I guess? Also: Here’s to maybe being respectful and like, letting them live?