Time’s a'ticking My boyfriend Tom Ford has made headlines with his, uh, questionable advice for Gisele Bündchen.
“This sounds negative, but when you’re considered one of the most beautiful women in the world, it’s very very hard when that starts to slip away," Ford told V Man."It's hard to feel good about yourself when people react to you differently. And, Gisele, I hope you're not reading this, because it's going to sound so negative, but I know through some of my best friends who are really famous actresses — I'm not going to mention their names — who were at one point considered to be among the most beautiful women in the world at different periods of time, and how hard it is for them emotionally. So I hope Gisele is prepared for that, because it's so difficult."The world isn't very nice to aging actresses and models, but Gisele is so genetically blessed we think she'll always be a knockout. [ Fashionista] Verdict: Slow clap for those Brazilian supe genes. Introducing Chavril The two cheesiest people in the Canadian music scene have apparently fallen madly in love. After a whirlwind six month courtship, Chad Kroeger (who was once voted the "Ugliest Man in Rock n Roll") and Avril Lavigne (who was not very nice to me when I met her) are engaged. Oh yeah, and you can check out Avril's 14-karat rock HERE. It cost 350K. [ Us Magazine] Verdict: Good luck, Chavril. Click through for more stylish scoop! Lifetime ban Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his seven Tour de France titles after he declared that he would no longer fight allegations of doping. “There comes a point in every man’s life where he has to say, ‘enough is enough.’ For me, that time is now,” Armstong said in a statement. So, is this an admission of guilt? [ Toronto Star] Verdict: Drugs are bad, kids. Single tear. Royal Blunder Prince Harry had a wild weekend in Vegas and was photographed playing strip billiards with some friends. Check out his nudie bootie HERE. Apparently, royals are outraged, but we think it's kind of funny. Verdict: Lookin' good there Harry! Clickety Click A social worker at Child Protection Services claims she was fired after investigating Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon in response to allegations that Carey was boozing and pill popping while breast feeding. [ Jezebel] Katy Perry and John Mayer have broken up. Try and contain your surprise. [ Us Magazine] Bachelorette star Emily Maynard apparently cheated on her fiancé, Jef Holmes, but they're gonna work it out. [ Examiner] Katie Holmes will show at the same time as Michael Kors during New York Fashion Week. [ Fashionista] Lululemon is suing Calvin Klein. [ Daily Mail]