VOAVAH PRIVATE ISLAND, THE MALDIVES

You can’t get more intimate than you and your chéri alone (except for 28 staff members) on an island in the Indian Ocean. This property, the first private island managed by the Four Seasons, can technically accommodate up to 22, but between the gym, multiple pools and spa, you shouldn’t run into your new MIL too often.

 

WALDHAUS SILS, SWITZERLAND

Fancy a quasi-royal wedding (but without hundreds of thousands watching)? Tucked in the Swiss Alps, this historic property has all the charm of a fairy-tale castle with the sorts of amenities a queen like you deserves, such as the new spa developed by natural-beauty guru Susanne Kaufmann.

 

WICKANINNISH INN, TOFINO

If you like the idea of getting hitched on Canadian soil but still want to get away from it all, might we suggest a beach on the farthest edge of British Columbia? This rustic-meets-luxe lodging offers an elopement package that promises to take care of every detail: photographers, an officiant and even witnesses.