As if the mania that is the
Royal Wedding hasn’t hit our boiling point already,
E Online has made our obsession marinate a bit longer. The site has a "
Royal Name Generator" (yep, you heard it here first) whereby you punch in your given name and the system spews out the royal equivalent. Apparently in the year of yore, I’d be known as:
Baroness Lara Musgrave Ceroniskitt of Torontoport. Baron(ess), huh? By definition (thanks to
thefreedictionary.com) I am someone of great weath, power and influence…or a cut of beef consisting of a double sirloin. Guess it depends on the day. For more on all-things Royal Wedding, click
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