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Mother Monster The New York Post has gotten a hold of Lady Gaga’s sworn deposition and it does not paint the pop star in a very nice light. Here’s what happened: Gaga’s personal assistant, Jennifer O’Neill (no relation to yours truly) is suing Gaga for unpaid overtime and the case has just hit court. During the trial, Gaga became very very angry, calling the woman a "F–ing hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn," and screaming "Are you going to stare at me like a with this whole time? Because this is going to be a long f–ing day that you brought me here." Verdict: Single tear. All of a sudden the Lindsay Lohan friendship makes perfect sense.

Karl sounds off
“I don’t understand the change of hair…frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It’s not good.” That’s Karl Lagerfeld, offering his two cents on FLOTUS Michelle Obama’s banging new hair do.
Verdict: Slow clap for Karl always having something entertaining to say.
Drop the mic Beyonce has put to rest the lip-synching scandal. How?
By performing a super-live rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" at a press conference and basically nailing it. Because she is the best. Duh.
Verdict: I will watch the Superbowl for the sole reason of seeing my imaginary best friend perform.
Speaking of Bey…
The star has opened up about having a miscarriage. “About two years ago, I was pregnant for the first time. And I heard the heartbeat, which was the most beautiful music I ever heard in my life. I picked out names, I envisioned what my child would look like…I was feeling very maternal. I flew back to New York to get a check up—no heartbeat. Literally, the week before I went to the doctor everything was fine, but there was no heartbeat.”
Verdict: So sad.
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