Gossip round up: Our verdict on the week’s top fashion & entertainment stories
Fight club Halle Berry and her ex, French Canadian model Gabrielle Aubry, have been in a messy custody battle for months, but
things were extra heated yesterday when Aubry got into a brutal brawl with Berry’s fiancé, Oliver Martinez. The fight was so bad that both men were sent to the hospital, and Aubry has been placed under arrest for battery.
Verdict: Slow clap because I’m picturing the fight scene from
Bridget Jones’ Diary (plus, could two more smoking hot men exist???) but single tear because that’s a horrible thing to happen, especially on Thanksgiving.
Susan’s Album Party Susan Boyle was rocketed from obscurity this week when her PR team accidentally started a frenzy on Twitter.
To spread the word about Susan Boyle’s new album launch, her PR created the hashtag #susanalbumparty, inviting thousands to “sus anal bum party.”
Verdict: Apparently I’m 12 years old because I laughed about this forever.
The pits Karlie Kloss was shot by Mario Testino for
Vogue Spain and to say the image looks weird would be an understatement–
it appears that poor Karlie has acquired a third armpit.
Verdict: We sincerely hope that’s a photoshop thing.
Click through for more of this week’s top gossip…
Click click This is what Lindsay Lohan looked like at her
Liz & Dick premiere. Pray for her. [
The Cut] Kimora Lee Simmons is getting a divorce. Bummer. [
HuffPo] So is Blossom. Side note: Why isn’t
Blossom on in reruns? That show was the bomb. [
NYDN] Is Matt Lauer going to get booted from
Today? I hope not. He’s my favourite one. [
Radar Online] Chevy Chase is off
Community. There have been lots of horror stories from the set about his behaviour–think racist tirades and threatening phone messages—so, bon voyage! [
TMZ] Um…Is this picture real??? [