A Model Interview Kate Moss opened up to Vanity Fair about getting famous at 17, breaking up with Johnny Depp, and her ‘facial tourettes.’ “I’m terrible at a snapshot, terrible!” the supe says. "I blink all the time. I’ve got facial tourettes. Unless I’m working and in that zone, I’m not very good at pictures." Verdict: Single tear because it’s true. I tried to nab a shot of her at the Mulberry show, and her eyes were closed in every. single. picture.
Don’t mess with Brit-Brit A judge
has thrown out Sam Lufti’s bogus lawsuit against Britney Spears’ family. “I thought long and hard about this. It’s the right thing to do,” he told the court.
Verdict: Yay, Britney! Slow clap
Tory vs. Chris This month’s
Vanity Fair also documents the increasingly bitter legal battle between Chris and Tory Burch. Chris Burch, who owns a huge stake in the Tory Burch label, has accused the board of trying to sabotage his brand C. Wonder. (C. Wonder, in case you’re wondering, largely consists of Tory Burch knockoffs). Now, Anna Wintour and Diane von Furstenberg have sounded off, accusing Chris of sabotage and absenteeism.
Verdict: Team Tory.
The Living Worst Chris Brown continues his campaign to be the most appalling human being ever.
Here is his Halloween costume (Brown is the one in the middle).
Verdict: Maybe if we start to ignore him he’ll just quietly go away?
Whoops Reps for Dior are refuting the rumour that Robert Pattinson has been offered a fragrance deal. It was a go until they saw Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercial, then everyone was like “Um, no thanks!”
Verdict: I made that last part up. (Because Brad Pitt’s Chanel commercial will never stop being funny.)