London-based Kane literally made headlines around the world when he sent bejewelled Crocs down his Spring 2017 runway. Our verdict: Gardening chic. 

Consider these a rather elevated version of the shower shoe you wore in your dorm room days.

Mismatched shoes? Absolutely, if Céline designer Phoebe Philo has anything to do with it. No word on how to style these in the real world, without looking—er—insane. 

Radical environmentalist Westwood put clogs on the runway, alongside Birkenstock-style sandals and models in micro-ponchos. 

Talk about a statement shoe: No one will dare mess with you in these studded, steel-toed combat boots.

Rei Kawakubo is best known for her high-concept, avant-garde aesthetic, so we were pleasantly surprised by the wearability of the stark white moon boots she showed off for Spring. 

Marc Jacobs’ platform boots look like the kind of thing favoured by animé characters like Sailor Moon. Maybe because you have to be a superhero to walk in 7-inch heels!