Prince Harry and his girlfriend have split (rejoice, rejoice)

Apr 30 2014 by
Categories : Culture

The Duke Of Cambridge And Prince Harry Visit Tedworth HouseThis ruddy royal is single and ready to mingle, ladies and gents. (Image courtesy of Getty)

Ginger-lovers and scheming
would-be-Kate-Middleton’s rejoice: a new day has dawned, and with it comes great news: Prince Harry and his girlfriend, Cressida Bonas, have split!
Barely weeks after they made it clear they were going steady at a charity event, the royal and his flower-crown-loving ladyfriend are no more. It was apparently an amicable break-up, and sources are saying it’s not because Cressie was needy (as was first reported), but because she’s actually decided to "focus on her career", which is most likely code for "she saw the crazy schedule and all the animals Kate had to pet on the royal tour and was like, ‘I’m out’". The palace never comments on this stuff, but we’re pretty sure it’s true – why? Because this morning, Cressida was seen buying green juice, and "looking solemn"…which looks a heck of a lot like some conscious uncoupling to me.
READ MORE Kate Middleton’s best looks
Kate Middleton’s classic beauty: get the look

Categories: Culture