Remember this confused face? That’s JoJo, who had her heart destroyed by Bachelor Ben three, maybe four months ago. But 90-120 days heals all such wounds and JoJo is not only #overBen, she’s the new Bachelorette.
As she embarked on her “crazy” “amazing” adventure, we were watching (of course) and there was plenty that didn’t surprise us. Here are some of our fave perfectly predictable moments.
An awkward talk with her “besties”
Did anyone else cringe when former Bachelorettes Kaitlyn, Ali and Des “popped by” to give their advice to JoJo. What she really needed: her real girls from back home. (P.S., Kaitlyn we love you!)
A cheesy Canadian
For all the amazing Canucks that have been on the show, there’s always one that makes us want to cover our eyes. (Remember the guy who rolled up in a hot tub car.) This season, we have Daniel, who dropped the “damn Daniel” line and really confused JoJo. He also poked a dude in his belly button. And then got naked and went in the pool. And he still got a rose!
Guys, we know that the first night is loooong (watch the next rose ceremony; often the sun is up when the contestants leave), but control the booze intake. Actually, don’t. It’s super fun to watch.
Countless terrible clichés
“I hope that JoJo lights my fire,” says the fireman. “I’m hoping I’m going to be JoJo’s number one draft pick,” says the former football player. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe.
Remember Kelly the “dog lover” from Juan Pablo’s season? We thought you couldn’t beat that job description, but on this season, we have a “hipster” and a “Bachelor superfan.”
A sparkly mermaid gown
JoJo, you’re smart and cool and have good style. So, please don’t feel like you have to wear a mermaid gown every week, okay?
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