There are two types of people in the world: Those who can watch this 50 Shades Darker trailer with a straight face, and those who can’t. 

With no judgement either way, here’s the brand new teaser for Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson’s second round as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, featuring masquerade costumes, helicopters, and approximately one shirtless Jamie Dornan per second. As you might expect from an R-rated film things get NSFW pretty quickly, FYI. 

50 Shades Darker hits theatres Valentine’s Day 2017.