The Heart Fund Party - The 68th Annual Cannes Film FestivalYou’ll never look at heels the same way again at Cannes, Paris. (Getty)

There are dress codes, and then there are ridiculous, gender-biased holdovers-from-the-Dark-Ages-of-Misogony so dumb you assume they must be hoaxes. The
Cannes "women must wear heels on the red carpet" policy falls firmly into the latter category.