Forget drugs, guns or gangs: The real crime scourge of our time these days is…miniature donkeys.

Case in point: Watch as this criminal mastermind/tiny hoofed creature attempts to evade Arkansas police as he leads them on a dramatic, high octane chase through the streets.

We’re happy to report that the suspect was apprehended and placed in custody.

 

 

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