In theory, lounging on a couch with Channing Tatum, popping candy hearts and hearing him say things like, “You’re mine” sounds great. The stuff of fantasy, in fact.

In reality—as you’ll see happens to this poor, unsuspecting woman on Jimmy Kimmel below—it’s a bit of a nightmare. I mean, imagine meeting Channing and you’re wearing uggs? And carrying a wheelie suitcase? 

If it’s any consolation, poor Channing was as uncomfortable with the whole business as his stand-in paramour. Jenna, you got nothing to worry about girl. 

THAT SAID: Awkwardness=hilarious. Enjoy!