What is romance, if not promising to bake your beloved zucchini bread, and “lay out vegetables on a plate, just how you like them”?

In a hilarious (and rose petal filled) spot on The Ellen Degeneres Show, US President Barack Obama delivers a Valentine’s Day dedication to his wife Michelle that well…should put all you husbands/boyfriends/partners/assorted other lovebirds on notice. 

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