This is how you get through a rough patch, Kardashian style: “I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh make up.”
 

He who desires to bathe their famous posterior “in gold” describes their love this way: “It’s really just about dopeness at the end of the day.”
 

Kim has put a lot of thought into how she plans to grow old: “I’ll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I’ll never do my butt — I mean how would you sit down?”
 

A succinct message for all the haters: “Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.”
 

A true example of #blessed: “I feel really blessed because I genuinely love the process of getting my hair and makeup done.”

Kim really lays down the law when it comes to her kids: “Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I’d wait until she’s at least 2 ½!”

Kim knows that not all baggage is equal. “There’s a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it’s like Louis Vuitton Baggage.”

Picking one name is hard. Picking the second? Almost impossible. “North has a better direction. I don’t think we’ll go with another direction. I think South is so stupid. It’s the stupidest thing ever.”