Madonna has launched a skincare line in Japan, called MDNA Skin, which includes a serum and skin rejuventator. In the black and white introduction vid, Madge’s sultry voiceover takes us through what matters: “Having good skin is important to me,” she says “… but so are other things. Creation. Essence. Alchemy. Transformation” (I expected her to say, “Being President of the Universe. Eternal Life. Never wearing pants.” But I was mistaken.) Considering the 55-year-old’s level of quality control over everything she does, I’m very curious to see what these products are like. Time to book the jet for a quick jaunt to Tokyo?

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