Ahhh, the cottage. A place of refuge from the daily grind of city life.
Cottage cheese albums
So far we've listed our favourite albums from classics to new winners, but let's face it, after hours in the sun and pitches of Sangria, our musical inhibitions may waver, thus the listens that we'd never be caught dead singing to sober; otherwise known as the Cottage cheese albums. Here, our Top 5:
5. The Grease soundtrack
It's OK to admit you like the Grease soundtrack, but when it comes on at the cottage, be forewarned: Every girl there will inevitably sing along to every song. Although it may be fun for, oh, a minute, it's definitely not worth an encore.
4. Anything by Abba
Is there anytime when Abba isn't cheesy? Mamma Mia is amazing in its own right, but the cottage is not the right venue for Abba and their Swedish fromage.
3. Bret Michaels Rock my World
This is Bret Michael's newest album. Just imagine the ridicule you would get putting this one on! Actually, if anyone dares do it this August long weekend, please, please let me know how it goes for you. I predict hilarity will ensue.
2. David Hasselhoff Sings America-Gold Edition
I've never listened to this album but I make it a strict rule that whenever discussing anything to do with all-encompassing cheesiness, one must always include a David Hasselhoff reference.
1. The Beaches soundtrack
I don't really think I need to say much about this, do I? It really speaks for itself.
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