Ridiculous, restrictive, politically incorrect -- who in their right mind would ever wear a corset?
Pagination
- 1
- 2
I mean, really, can you imagine cinching your torso into a stiff hourglass that forced your bosom to swell upward and outward -- making your breasts appear twice their normal size -- and caused your bum to balloon unapologetically above your plump and sturdy thighs?
Of course, through no fault of your own, you may be forced to don one of these absurd contraptions at some point in your life. Imagine, for example, that you have been invited to a costume ball, held to raise money for a worthy cause, and you had planned to wear your reliable old kitty cat costume, but when you dug it out of the closet, it was all tatty and smelled funny from being put away dirty last Halloween, so now, at the last minute, you have to rent a costume -- but all they have left is a stupid silk gown that comes with a whalebone corset.
You have no choice -- it's for a good cause. So you take it home, shower, moisturize and apply makeup carefully before straightening your laces, painfully aware that you are naked from your barely concealed breasts on up.
Speaking of which, since your now prodigious bosom has been hoisted aloft rather conspicuously, it would not be amiss to apply a dash of perfume between the two quivering globes, in keeping with the spirit of the thing.
More corset conundrums on the next page!
