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Pass the crust-less cucumber sandwiches, my dear. Angelina Jolie at the 2014 Oscars. All photos courtesy of Getty Images.

Angelina.
Seriously? You are quite possibly
the most beautiful woman in the world. You are rich beyond belief, famous beyond surname. Why did you turn up on the
2014 Oscars red carpet dressed like a septuagenarian socialite in matronly, metallic Elie Saab? Well, friends, turns out there IS method to this particular sartorial madness.
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