It's safe to conclude that Selena Gomez's new single is not about her new relationship with The Weeknd, purely because it's about the sad demise of a relationship and last we checked the couple were going strong.
So is it about Justin Bieber then? Well, we'll let you listen and weave your own lyrics-based-theories, but it does reference "when we were seventeen" and calls out the ex-lover for too much partying, not enough stay-at-home time.
Most confusing of all, perhaps, is how incredibly catchy and upbeat this collab with Kygo is, given the majorly down beat lyrics. Seriously: You'll have "nah, nah, Bowery, nah, nah whiskey neat" in your head all day.
So no one's saying she did—but just in case there are people who doubted that Gaga could both dance, catch footballs and hit every note flawlessly at the same time, we have the isolated vocal track of her Super Bowl performance to prove that she definitely was doing all her own vocal stunts.
As you'll hear in the track below—which strips back all the instrumentation/crowd cheering etc, and features only what was being directly sung into her own mike by Mother Monster herself—Gaga was most certainly not lip syncing, something that sometimes happens at these big live performances (coughMariahcough).
Plus, see how all your other favourite celebs celebrated the mushiest day of the year.
Barack and Michelle Obama
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen
Kim Kardashian West and Kayne West
Jenna Dewan Tatum
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Here are 11 seconds of one of my happiest days. Driving in the '67 Lincoln to the courthouse, listening to #brettdennen on a mix My Valentine made especially for this particular ride. I'm filled with excitement and nervous energy. And then he floors it- just to make me giggle. I love you with my whole heart, @daxshepard - for everything you are and all that you have taught me. Happy Valentine's day. #happyvalentinesday #valentines #valentinesday
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Bella Hadid and The Weeknd at the 2016 Grammys. Image by: Getty
Potential run-ins with our exes send us diving behind friends, light posts, mail boxes, moving cars, etc. – anything to avoid seeing them. Bella Hadid is far more mature. Remember when, three weeks after she and the Weeknd broke up, the model walked the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show while he was singing like it was NBD. She even gave him an friendly shoutout on Insta. See below.
I can't believe it! 💘💘💘 I was smiling SO HUGE on the inside I promise!!!! The most fun and nerve racking experience of my life but I wish I could do it over and over and over again!!!!! 🎀🎀Thank you @theweeknd for being the best and most incredible performer on the planet. You KILLED it, as always 😍 ❤️ And not enough thank you's to @ed_razek @10magazine @johndavidpfeiffer @monica.mitro and the whole VS family!!!💕🙏🏼💗🎀thank you for believing in me I love you all so so so much 💗💗💗💗
Now, the model's opened up about how she really felt. “It was my first breakup — or second, next to the horse [she gave up riding when she was 16] — and so public. As an outsider, you might think I handled it so well, but it’s always in your heart, and you always feel it very heavily,” she told Teen Vogue. “It’ll be hard for a while. Love hurts, but you have to pull through.”
Added the model, “But I’ll always respect him, and I’ll always love him. Sometimes you want to be sad about it or handle it differently, but at the end of the day, you never want to burn a bridge that you’ve fought so hard to build.”
Like we said, way more mature than us.