Splitsville I’m in complete denial over Will Arnett and Amy Poehler’s break up. The two have “amicably separated” after 9 years and two kids. WORK IT OUT, YOU GUYS! Verdict: Single tearBad romance Rihanna kissed Chris Brown on the mouth last night at the VMAs before she accepted an award and the entire world cringed. Verdict: More tears Show Time Fashion month officially started last night with Fashion’s Night Out (the first time it’s been held in Toronto!) Check out ELLE Canada’s Twitter feed for tweets from the ELLE team on the ground from New York, London, Milan and Paris. Verdict: Viva la Fashion Week! (Having phantom heel pain already) Don’t quit your day job E! had high hopes when they asked Olympic swimmer and professional hottie Ryan Lochte to cover New York Fashion Week as a fashion correspondent for the network. But apparently, “Even after media training, he’s still not sharp.” E! should have known what they were getting themselves into. Here’s a sample tweet from his Twitter feed: “Always reach for the moon cuz if u slip up u will still be a star!! #Jeah,” Verdict: No verdict. Moving on. His royal Hotness Prince Harry has had a French rosé named after him (it’s called “Royal Blush”) and appears in his birthday suit on the label. This wine company has managed to merge all my favourite things! Verdict: Slow clap for his royal hotness, Prince Harry Clickety Click Kristen Stewart looked gorgeous on the red carpet for On the Road, her first public appearance since le scandale. Read Features Editor Kathryn Hudson's story about the beleagured starlet HERE Lindsay Lohan just wants everyone to know that she had nothing to do with Maureen Orth's Vanity Fair story about how Scientology auditions girlfriends for Tom Cruise. Which is notable because she was not mentioned even once in the story. But I guess I'm reporting on it, so YOU WIN, LOHAN! [Mirror] By the way, have I mentioned that Vanity Fair's cover article is about how Scientology auditions girlfriends for Tom Cruise? It's a must click. [ Vanity Fair] Did you see Michelle Obama at the Democratic National Convention? She looked AMAZING.