Here's one for all you early 00's reality TV fans: SPEDI ARE WITH CHILD.
The couple sometimes known as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, but known to anyone who flipped through a gossip glossy circa 2007 as their portmanteau couple name—have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.
The couple, who rose to fame as the villains (way too much drama to even catch you up on) on The Hills, told Us Weekly that they will be having a baby around October 19. The couple have been married since 2009, and since the reality show wrapped, have mostly stayed out of the spotlight. (Pratt apparently sells crystals for a living).
The couple's announcement comes right around two other Hills alumni announced their pregnancies—Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port—and well, the whole thing feels almost as scripted as the show itself was.