Zayn has spoken. (Getty)
The world has held its breath for 32 long days, but at last, Zayn Malik has broken his Twitter silence...and somehow manages to deepen the mystery of his departure from One Direction yet further.
Early this morning, the former boy-bander, and one-time heir to Justin Bieber's hair legacy, tweeted the following:
Nice save there Zayn, but we're not convinced. Nor are the 30,000 Directioners already 3 chapters in to a fan-fic unpacking the identity of 'X'. (Our money's on Harry).
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