Not just a pretty face, Kate Middleton has a lot to say about, well, everything. Photo courtesy of Getty Images.

Apart from
having impeccable style and a
$1,000 haircut (to achieve the perfect blowout every time, one assumes), Kate Middleton has a lot to say about pop culture and current events – probably. But since we don’t get to hear much of Kate’s POV on politics or Miley Cyrus’ perpetual state of twerking, we figured that we know the Duchess well enough to imagine what she would say instead about the top events of 2013 (and sorry Miley, it’s not looking good).
1. "J-Law, hey! We should totally have high tea together. Come by Buckingham Palace and say hi to the Queen, too. Don’t worry, there’ll be scones. Call me, maybe?" Because even the Duchess wants to be
Jennifer Lawrence’s BFF.
2. "Harry, I’m really digging the new beard." But seriously. Who isn’t?
Click to read more of the best made-up Kate Middleton quotes of 2013…
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