by Kathryn Hudson
Dear Movie 43,
I know you’re not coming out until the end of January, which in the entertainment world is like 4,000 light years away, but I just want to tell you that I’m an amazing combination of excited and terrified.
Could a movie with a cast this stacked be anything but awesome?
Here’s a recap of who we know will be making an appearance so far: Emma Stone, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler, Kristen Bell, Hugh Jackman, Elizabeth Banks, Jack McBrayer (you know, Kenneth from 30 Rock), Anna Faris, Halle Berry, Josh Duhamel, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Richard Gere, Uma Thurman, Kate Bosworth, Seann William Scott, Liev Schreiber, Jason Sudeikis, Chris Pratt, McLovin’ from Superbad, Leslie Bibb, Justin Long, Terrence Howard, Johnny Knoxville, Kieran Culkin…. (Guys, I could keep on typing names, but I’m just tired now.)
I also heard Gerard Butler’s character is named Killer Chaun? Like come on.
So I guess what I’m saying is: I saw Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve; please be better. We know you can’t be worse.
Thanks and see you in January!