Leave Britney alone
Remember in 2007, when Britney Spears had a total public breakdown and shaved her head and was committed against her will to a mental institution? According to former manager Sam Lufti, who his suing the pop star, Brit-Brit was crazily addicted to crystal meth and prescription pills and she shaved her head because she had heard drug use could be detected through hair testing.
Verdict: I thought she looked good without hair, but single tear nonetheless.
Congrats to Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, who tied the knot in Italy today. The couple, who have dated on and off for the last five years, broke up in 2011 amidst rumours of infidelity on Timberlake’s part.
Verdict: Congrats y’all!
Alexa Chung is firing back at people who have criticized her for being too skinny. “‘I think it’s about time people stopped judging women on their appearance and more on their intellect. You can appreciate my style without having to appreciate my weight,” she says. “It’s not actually mutually inclusive. I just get frustrated because, just because I exist in this shape, doesn’t mean that I’m like advocating it and being like, ‘I look great.” How do you know I’m not looking in the mirror and going ‘I wish I could gain 10 pounds?’ Which is actually quite often the case.”
Verdict: Slow clap for taking a stand on body snarking, but minus 10 points for the “I wish I could gain 10 pounds” thing. Honestly.
After 10 years, Nike has ended their relationship with Lance Armstrong because of that whole major drug conspiracy/cheating scandal thing. Just say no, kids! [ESPN]
Sally Singer has been named the creative director of digital at Vogue after being dismissed as editor-in-chief at T last year. [WWD]
Heidi Montag wishes she and Spencer hadn’t blown through the money they made on The Hills. Jersey Shore cast, are you listening??? [Huffington Post]
Kate Gosselin says she hasn’t had a face lift, she just ages backwards. “I am probably one of the rare few who de-age,” she told Andy Cohen. Hahahaha yup, and the more donuts I eat, the skinnier I get! [E!]
Uma Thurman named her daughter Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. Let’s see how long it takes that kid to learn how to write her full name. [LA Times]
If this video of Katy Perry singing with 11-year-old Jodi DiPiazza doesn’t make you cry, you might be a robot [Jezebel]